Monday, August 03, 2009

A quick funny for you

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR COMPANY HAS CHANGED TO THE GOVERNMENT'S NEW PROPOSED HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day...."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error..

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE GOVERNMENT'S NEW HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.

4 comments:

Gina said...

sounds like our National health Service. Only here you wouldn't get the duct tape

love and hugs Gina xxx

The Calico Cat said...

Ugh, the fudgecicyles (spelling?) reminds me of jacob's first time with the tongue depressor - he tried to teethe on it!

Caron said...

Too funny. Thanks for sharing... I think!!!

Teresa said...

That is tooooooooo funny.